where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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