My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Did you just see the Batmobile???
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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