the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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