so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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