I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she told me i tasted like america
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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