Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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