This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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