Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's official drugs can't kill me
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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