My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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