how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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