But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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