Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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