He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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