Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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