im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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