good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
