after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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