So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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