She is in my trunk
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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