Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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