I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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