some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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