i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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