She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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sex in a hospital.. check
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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