quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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