ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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