It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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