we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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