and my herpes radar will keep us safe
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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