No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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