I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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