You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
