Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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