just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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