Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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