Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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