i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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