You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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