***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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