I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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