It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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