i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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