they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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