RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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