So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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