hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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