I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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