worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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