the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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