I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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