Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
