Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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