I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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