Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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