No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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