Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize