I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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