After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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